Today I officially become a cube-dweller as my recently purchased company moves our branch to another location where there is only one office. It is a sad sad day especially because it looks like they want me to come in on Saturday… and Sunday too mmmkay.
To celebrate this reversal of my working environment status, I think I need to get The Office Space Kit as described by ThinkGeek:
Just a few things, mmmKay? First, welcome to the new office location of Initech. The rumors of the fire that burned down Initech v1.0 are just rumors, okay? We moved to this location as the company upsized its profitability and downsized its expenses. So, yeah, here is your “Welcome Kit.” It has all you need to excel here at Initech.
Everyone gets an Initech mug and a little stapler. The stapler should only be used on TPS Reports, mmmKay? And make sure you use the new TPS Report Coversheets for each one. Also, you’re getting a motivational sign to hang in your workspace. Yeah. Don’t forget the Jump to Conclusions Mat – it’s our newest product developed in-house by yours truly. And just in case you don’t work out here, you’re getting a piece of starter “flair” so you can work at that horrible little restaurant down the street.
Okay, so yeah, one last thing. I’m going to need you to come in on Saturday. Sunday, too. See you at 9am sharp.
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