The Geeks have to keep our readers up to date on the latest in Office Cube Weaponary. We uncovered the Automatic Cube Weapon Target which provides a target that automatically bounces back up after you shoot it. This should help increase your kill skillz and allow you to tag your neighbors with more head shots causing others in your cube matrix to fear you.
The product features the ability to shoot the targets down in order and they automatically pop-up again. Behind the targets is a mesh trap that collects the ammo so you don’t have to search all over for your ammo unless you’re a really bad shot.
It’s pretty hard to be nice to your co-workers… especially when you have an arsenal of mostly harmless cubicle weapons and your stapler just walked off for like the 10th time this week. But don’t make the fat guy in accounting feel the wrath of your marshmallow shooter for eating the last two donuts. Take a deep breath and take steady aim at your automatic cubicle weapon target. Fire off a barrage from your favorite compatible toy weapon, knock down all three targets and watch as the internal motor resets them for the next round. A handy mesh trap in the rear collects your ammo for later use. Feel more calm now? and hey… someone just returned your stapler.
(Please note prices are subject to change and the listed price is correct to the best of our knowledge at the time of posting)