Get Off The Phone Excuses Machine

Get Off The Phone Excuses Machine

I love this thing. If you’re one of the many people that find it difficult to hang up on telemarketers or other long-winded friends and family, here’s your savior – the Get Off the Phone Excuses Machine. At just about $10, you get 6 different sounds/noises at the touch of a button. For example, one is “Static”. You can play that, and tell the other party that “they’re breaking up.” As the 2 English guys say in that Guinness commercial – Brilliant!

The list of ‘sounds’:

  • STATIC – Just play the static, and say “you’re breaking up”, it’s fast and easy.
  • SIREN – Play the siren, and say a cop is behind your car, and hang up.
  • BABY CRYING – You say: “I have to go, the baby is crying”
  • DOOR BELL – You then say : “I have to go someone is at the door”
  • KNOCK..KNOCK…CHINESE FOOD – You say “My lunch delivery is here, I’ll talk to you later.”
  • CAR CRASHING – Play this one, and just hang up. (Perfect for bill collectors.)

Price: $10.99
(Please note prices are subject to change and the listed price is correct to the best of our knowledge at the time of posting)