The office arms race continues to spiral out of control with the USB Rocket Launcher. Sure Marshmallow Shooters are scary and all, but you control your USB Rocket Launcher from a control center (your computer) where the Launcher control software moves the turrets up to 360 degree horizontal rotation and 45 degree vertically.
Shall we play a game?
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It’s kill or be killed in office warfare so you need every advantage you can get and this USB Wireless Rocket Launcher gives you 15 extra feet from your base station to smite your enemies, er co-workers, down. No longer do you have to worry about an abduction of your Red Swingline Stapler, your special neon-colored dry-erase markers or that last piece of your boss’ birthday cake while this Rocket Launcher’s got your back!
Suggested Price: $44.99
Where would we be without Instant Messaging? It lets us stay in contact and chat with friends all over the world (especially delightful during work hours). But sometimes the urge to reach out a shoot someone is unbearable. And that’s where the USB MSN Missile Launcher comes in. Don’t be content with sharing images, jokes, and assorted links with your friends – it’s time to share missiles!
You’ll have your USB MSN Missile Launcher set up within minutes and that’s when the fun begins. For you see, as you chat you and your buddies can control each other’s launcher. And since each USB MSN Missile Launcher has an integrated webcam (which can be used as just a webcam if you haven’t any buddies), you’ll know exactly when you are aimed at your buddy’s head. Then fire away! The only downside is that your buddy can do the same to you! The upside is, you can always retaliate by turning your buddy’s USM MSN Missile Launcher to face the door of his office and peg his boss in the gut when he/she comes to lecture your buddy about using IM for non-work-related matters. Ah the joys of progress . . . and revenge.
Suggested Price: $59.99
With speeds up to 18MB/s for Reading and 15MB/s for Writing, you can runs applications and play MP3s directly off the keychain drive. Featuring a gold tip, the flash drive comes with a rotating cap to protect the flash drive from dust, vibration and moisture damage.
Regardless of which flash drive you purchase (check out our Current Deals section for deals on flash drives), every Geek should have a flash drive of at least 512MB or 1GB if not more. These flash drives provide a great backup of your important personal data not to mention the ability to quickly move files from one computer to another.
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I know what you’re all thinking. Here it’s nearly April, and Mother’s day is coming up, and where, exactly, does one go to buy radioactive isotopes? Maybe a glow-in-the-dark Tritium keychain for the kids? Or bit of certified genuine Trinitite–that would be glass that was created from the desert sand by the historic Trinity nuclear test explosion in 1945.The answer is United Nuclear, a website that sells the nuclear tidbits listed above, as well as a variety of other scientific curiosities like aerogel, magnetic ferro-fluid, levitation kits and samples of the kinds of chemicals that they don’t put into chemistry sets anymore. …
The geeks recently played around with an RCA Akimbo Player to test out Akimbo’s video-on-demand service that allows you to download video content that interests you over the Internet and watch it on your TV. Rather than replacing your cable or satellite service, Akimbo provides new and different choices not available through these traditional methods of watching TV. Read on to see what we thought of the Akimbo service.
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By Preston Lerner, LA Times
Scott Shelton is a car guy. make that a Crazed Car Guy. Like me, he’s afflicted with a genetic disorder that causes his testosterone level to spike alarmingly when he’s in the presence of a high-powered vehicle. But the recent birth of his first child has forced him to reluctantly consider trading his Porsche 911 for a more practical sport utility vehicle or, horror of horrors, a minivan. It’s enough, frankly, to make a Car Guy ill.
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